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08

May

[I’ve missed this fandom so much…]

thismasochistloveslittluns asked: "Hullo, Ralph!" Walter waves at the boy and smiles, looking wild. "How are you?" He shouts to him, standing a foot away from him. He knew the question was stupid but he thought it was always a nice way to start a conversation with Mr Sensible.

[waves back]

Hullo Walter! I’m doing well… How about yourself?

Anonymous asked: Can I just say that you're my favorite Ralph RP blog? You're so perfect!

[ Aw thank you!(: That means a lot, because sometimes it gets rather difficult to stay in character with some of the things I have to respond to…. haha ]

loverboymaurice asked: Hey, Ralph! What's up?! Sorry about leaving the fire, but it's just so booooooring!

Maurice…. how many times must we go over this? 

You’re supposed to stay and watch the fire…. Ugh. Now I’ll have to go up there…

Remember Piggy from Lord of the Flies?

rainbowsandskittles:

His name was Fred. I am sure of this.

15

Apr

Wow Dude...: foot-the-bill: loverboymaurice: Words of Wisdom:Don’t eat the little...

foot-the-bill:

loverboymaurice:

Words of Wisdom:

Don’t eat the little red fruits that grow on trees and look like tomatoes. They’re poisonous! That’s what I think, anyway. One of the littluns ate it and I think he’s dying.

What do you do with a dead body on an island. Do we bury it?…

NO!

You can’t fry a littlun! I won’t let you!

icansinghighc:

weneedfire:

[Ralph pauses and looks down]

Hmm… It’s not terribly far down…

[He glances at Jack, who has stopped]

Jack, are you alright?

[ Jack picked his head up ]

Hm? Yes, fine.

I’m just waiting. No point in me getting to the bottom while you’re still up there.

Oh, well. Let’s keep going then…

[Continues to scale down the mountain

ask-lotf-roger:

((That’s right, Ralph. Jump off that cliff. I dare you.))

Roger! 
I’m not going to jump off of that! That’s dangerous!

ask-lotf-roger:

((That’s right, Ralph. Jump off that cliff. I dare you.))

Roger!

I’m not going to jump off of that! That’s dangerous!

icansinghighc:

lieutenant-roger:

fuckthempopo:

Hey can someone tell me the artist for this picture? If I can’t find them, I’m gonna delete it because I want to give them credit for the beautiful drawing :)

Aomidori drew that, I believe?http://aomidori.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1526fj
(btw, I ship this, what.)

O-Oh…bloody—

Why does this keep happening?

icansinghighc:

lieutenant-roger:

fuckthempopo:

Hey can someone tell me the artist for this picture? If I can’t find them, I’m gonna delete it because I want to give them credit for the beautiful drawing :)

Aomidori drew that, I believe?
http://aomidori.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1526fj

(btw, I ship this, what.)

O-Oh…bloody—

Why does this keep happening?

I should be chief!: weneedfire: icansinghighc: weneedfire: [Ralph, being a slower climber...

weneedfire:

icansinghighc:

weneedfire:

[Ralph, being a slower climber than Jack was still a ways above him]

Piggy be where now?

I asked if he was still at the shore.

If he is…I won’t go with you.

[ Jack felt around the edge for a handhold ]

He’ll only pick a fight with…

[Ralph pauses and looks down]

Hmm… It’s not terribly far down…

[He glances at Jack, who has stopped]

Jack, are you alright?